Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Satan's Playlist

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For anyone who knows me, I like to experiment with the weirdest things. This time around, it was music.


After reading several missionaries serving in Brazil noted in letters/blog posts how terribly awful Brazilian Funk is, I decided to see for myself what all the fuss is about.


















This is Brazilian Funk. Awful, right? But I couldn't just stop there. I decided then and there to try to find the absolute worst thing I could mix with Brazilian Funk. So I decided on Dubstep because...let's face it...yeah.




So that was pretty bad. But then I knew I needed to go further. I had to find the absolute worst combination of music that could possibly ever be invented.

So I set out to work. I started out with Brazilian Funk combined with Dubstep, and then I threw in Nickelback



And Creed.



I thought that was it, but there was something missing. And then it hit me.



Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

As I listened to my concoction, I felt brain cells starting to die, and I knew that my work was done.

I did experiment a little further, just to be sure of my results. I'll have you all know that I even substituted Creed for Justin Bieber at one point, but it just wasn't the same. It has to be all 5 songs. Those 5 songs. It doesn't work any other way.

If you will play all 5 of these songs at once, I am certain that you will be listening to the same music Satan himself listens to when he gets ready in the morning.

So enjoy!

Love,
Kaela