Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Satan's Playlist

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For anyone who knows me, I like to experiment with the weirdest things. This time around, it was music.


After reading several missionaries serving in Brazil noted in letters/blog posts how terribly awful Brazilian Funk is, I decided to see for myself what all the fuss is about.


















This is Brazilian Funk. Awful, right? But I couldn't just stop there. I decided then and there to try to find the absolute worst thing I could mix with Brazilian Funk. So I decided on Dubstep because...let's face it...yeah.




So that was pretty bad. But then I knew I needed to go further. I had to find the absolute worst combination of music that could possibly ever be invented.

So I set out to work. I started out with Brazilian Funk combined with Dubstep, and then I threw in Nickelback



And Creed.



I thought that was it, but there was something missing. And then it hit me.



Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

As I listened to my concoction, I felt brain cells starting to die, and I knew that my work was done.

I did experiment a little further, just to be sure of my results. I'll have you all know that I even substituted Creed for Justin Bieber at one point, but it just wasn't the same. It has to be all 5 songs. Those 5 songs. It doesn't work any other way.

If you will play all 5 of these songs at once, I am certain that you will be listening to the same music Satan himself listens to when he gets ready in the morning.

So enjoy!

Love,
Kaela

3 comments:

Bao the Ha said...

So I tried listening to all these.....

Words couldn't describe my pain and sorrow and anguish and shame and filthiness and wickedness and agony and torment and torture. The torture was too much to bear.

Anakin Skywalker best embodies my response.

http://i.imgur.com/v5L7U.gif

Rachel said...

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ANYONE. It's like you hate all humans.

Nick Walton said...

You broke my internets...