You Know You're In Cash Control When....

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Yes, I haven't blogged in what feels like an eternity. Yes, I haven't actually worked in Cash Control in a couple weeks. But I miss it, a lot, and I miss my Cash Control buddies. And I came up with this idea forever ago, so let this be my official tribute to Seven Peaks.

For all of the strange, wonderful things that happened in Cash Control, I present to you...

How to know if you're in Cash Control.

• Nothing brings you more anger than seeing the phrase "Chain Detected."
• You know there is nothing more disgusting than dried up, five year old rubberbands.
• Jeff Quirk and Joseph Ellet. NEED to total their floats. (And the day they did was one of the best moments of your life).
• You know all the words to Speak Now by Taylor Swift (just kidding! You actually don't. You're also really bad at karaoke).
• As long as we're talking about music...you probably know the words to every song that plays on One Direction Radio.
• Your singing voice is perfected from belting "My Heart Will Go On" (Celine!)
• You also know how to whisper sing...like a boss. (so sexy)
• The best way to kill bugs that get into Cash Control is by throwing bags of coin at them...obviously.
• If you're in Cash Control, chances are, you like a boy named Matt (exactly a 60% chance. Until you realize that certain boys named Matt like to make 14 year olds cry).
• You know that when Josh Mullen walks in, ish is about to go down.
• You also know that Josh Mullen makes the best snow cones.
• Whenever Josh Mullen walks in, you want a snow cone.
• You want a snow cone.
• JOSH MULLEN.
• You know how to pack several thousand dollars through a crowded waterpark.
• You know, approximately, how much several thousand dollars in ones is.
• You also know how heavy $500 in quarters is.
• Disorganized tills are the worst thing ever. Especially when the wristbands look like they got in a fight, and the bills are facing the wrong way, and the cashiers strapped their own bills, and the whole thing looks like one wet, demented brick.
• You know who was doing dog fights in the maintenance garage.
• You know there is a very distinct difference between 10-25ing someone and 10-25ing WITH someone (with the lights off, in Cash Control).
• It's been two weeks since you worked but you could still probably balance the vault in your sleep.
• You probably have epilepsy and/or nightmares from the crappy/demented TV (until you realize it's actually the camera...)
• You probably have arthritis from shredding so many receipts.
• The skin by your nails on your fingers is all mangled from rolling coins.
• You know there is nothing worse than forgetting to send the Revenue Report.
• No, the marketing room is not open.
• If there is a month old protein shake or a random pair of shoes sitting in the room, we all know who they belong to...;)
• Making tills is actually pretty fun. But you probably still can't do it without looking at the paper.
• You hand-strap bills to kill time. Or if they're fives, because let's be honest...that machine is kind of dumb.
• You secretly love counting Tube and Parking tills more than any other till.
• Buying a Justin Bieber poster was the best thing we did with our fun money. Everyone loved it. Especially Dan.
• Paycheck/Pool Party Friday's are the worst. And the Saturday morning after is pretty bad, too.
• Walking through the park at 11:00 at night is one of the scariest things you've ever done.
• You know how to work the teal collared shirt, all day, every day.
• And you love wings. A lot. Especially if your name is Kela. So lets go get some wings soon, agreed?

And more, but seriously. Thanks for the best summer, ever.

Love,
Kela